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"It's nice to have a partner in grime."
'It's sad that the only time we all get together is funerals or rain.'
"I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything."
'Well, well, well...Hello there.'
"According to this, earthworms are man's best friend."
"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"
'Looks like a great job!'
"It was a lawnmower. And don't call me, 'Shorty'!"
"Will you please stop tugging on me?"