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'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud
'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'
"What am I, chopped liver?"
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
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"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"
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"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, earth, planet earth, humanity, humans, environmental destruction, natural disaster, natural disasters, global warming, climate change, deforestation, rising sea levels, war, wars, fighting, politics, poverty, hunger, starvation, disease, pollution, social problems, social issues, social ills, not a moment too soon, escaped, no regrets, good timing
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, doctor frankenstein, solar, solar power, renewable, renewables, environment, environmental, environmentalism, climate, climates, climate change, tech, technology, panel, panels, renewable energies, renewable energy, sun, sunshine, sunlight, solar powered, efficiency, earth, planet earth, steward, stewardship
"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
"Don't make me come down there!"
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"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."
Tags:alien, aliens, science fiction, alien abduction, alien abductions, space travel, outer space, space, travelling, traveling, tourist, tourists, tourism, souvenir, souvenirs, snowglobe, snowglobes, snow globe, snow globes, commemorative spoon, commemorative spoons, spoon, spoons, earth, planet earth, human, humans, specimen, specimens, leader, leaders, disappointing, disappointed, disappointment, pleased, happy, spaceship, spaceships, souvenir shopping
"I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot probe."
Tags:probe, probes, probing, alien probe, alien probes, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, earth, earth from space, spaceship, spaceships, ufo, flying saucer, flying saucers, 10 foot pole, aversion, averse, idiom, idioms, wouldnt touch it with a barge pole, barge pole, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words
"But can they save themselves?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, campaign, campaigns, save, protect, protection, nature, environment, environmental, environmental destruction, human, humans, human being, human beings, the human race, destruction, destroy, depletion, endangered, endangered species, going extinct, planet earth, earth
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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"I love this planet!"
'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
A dog fetches planet earth for God.
How life on Earth really got its start.
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"We've completely taken over Earth's political systems, profoundly altered its ecology in our favor, and—outside of a few nutcases—all of its inhabitants refuse to admit we even exist!"
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"Of course, there's always Planet Earth."
Tags:travel, travels, travelled, well travelled, travelling, holiday, holidays, holiday makers, vacation, vacations, travel agents, modern, modern life, tourism, tourist, tourists, culture, cultures, international, international tourism, tourists, tourist, alien, aliens, sci-fi, sci fi, scifi, science fiction, space, space travel, astronomy, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, earth, outer space
Global Positioning Manual
The Marie Kondo landfill