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Casting a Wide Net
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'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'
"For some reason the earthlings are not regarding us with the level of awe we were told to expect."
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"Don't worry; I'm sure these Earthlings will welcome us with open arms..."
'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'
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"The Earthling seems to be waiting for us to do something with the gift he has given us."
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"I'll be straight with you. I was put on this planet to make your life miserable."
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Alien attack in the 1950s
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"What a beautiful day!....Oh god no!....They got moonie!"
"3:07 AM fellow earthling!"
"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."
"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
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"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."
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'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'
"We've agreed, then—earthlings cannot join the Intergalactic Federation until they've improved the quality of their sitcoms."
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Owygzrrk cracks up his friends with his Earthling impression
'Greetings Earthling! I come in peace!'
'Not only do we get to probe earthlings, we get paid for it.'
"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"
Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.
'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'
'These Earthlings are unintelligent and smaller than us, they'll be easy to defeat!'
'Earthlings! As a gesture of our good intentions, we give you the technology to print off early boarding passes...How about the technology to combine a phone and a camera in one device...I hear Mars is nice this time of year.'
'...and that's why, Earthling Scum, we're going to pulverise your miserable little planet into radioactive dust.'
'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'