Earwax Cartoons and Comics

Little Shop of Horrors

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

"That came out of your ear?"

'Dude, you really gotta clean out your ear.'

Menacing Q-tip

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'He was cleaning out earwax... then he sneezed.'

'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'

Elwin makes good use of his extraordinary abundance of earwax / A man has made candles from his earwax on his ears using them to read a book

Elephant with cotton buds.

'Died of a self-inflicted ear infection. He'd been depressed recently. I should never have let him buy that squirt gun.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and so does waxy buildup.