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'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
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'One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off.'
'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','
'We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first.'
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Easter Venn Diagram
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"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
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"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
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"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"
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"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."
The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
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'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'
'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'
'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'
'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'
"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."
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Easter bunny selling Easter eggs from the top of a cardboard box on a busy urban street.
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"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."
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Easter Bunny at the proctologist
"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."
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"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."
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