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'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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"Today I found out the Easter Bunny is fake news."
Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
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"Still doing the egg thing?"
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"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
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The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
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'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'
'My mom read me Alice in Wonderland last night. That's the same woman that said the Easter bunny was imaginary.'
'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'
'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'
"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."
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Changing of the Seasons.
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Easter bunny selling Easter eggs from the top of a cardboard box on a busy urban street.
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Easter Bunny at the proctologist
"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."
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"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."
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"Break an Egg!"
'I'm usually a basket case at this time of year...'
"Not to be outdone by 'Black Friday in July' field tests begin for 'Easter in August'."
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The Easter Bunny in August
'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'
Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.