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"Break an Egg!"
"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."
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The holidays start earlier every year
"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."
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'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'
The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...
"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."
"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."
"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."
As a child, St. Anthony's gift of finding things wasn't appreciated.
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"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."
"Sir . . . you can't keep leaving this litter around. We're trying to clean-up downtown."
'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'
'We decided we wanted these back.'
'Why don't we hide the broccoli instead of the eggs?'
"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"
'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'
"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"
"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."
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"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "
Easter Bunny as a Teenager
"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."
'Are we painting their Birthday Suits?'