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Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'
'My mom read me Alice in Wonderland last night. That's the same woman that said the Easter bunny was imaginary.'
Easter bunny selling Easter eggs from the top of a cardboard box on a busy urban street.
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"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."
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"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."
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"Not to be outdone by 'Black Friday in July' field tests begin for 'Easter in August'."
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Where Chocolate Eggs Originate.
'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'
Easter Island Bunny
The Nor'easter Bunny.
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Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.
"He's having a bad hare day."
"Floyd had two loves: Betting on the races and celebrating the holidays. Visiting the dog track dressed up as the Easter Bunny may have seemed a good idea at first..."
Tags:funeral, funerals, death, dead, easter, easter bunny, easter rabbit, race track, race tracks, dog race, dog races, extra crispy, dog, dogs, dog track, gambling, races, dog attack, dog attacks, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, mourner, mourners, mourning, animal attacks, dark humor, bad idea, bad ideas
Easter Island Bunny
'I get that reaction a lot.'
'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'
"Special Easter offering."
"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."
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"What did I tell you about putting your eggs in one basket?"
"Sir . . . you can't keep leaving this litter around. We're trying to clean-up downtown."
"What did I say about putting all your eggs in one basket?"
"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."
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'I told you not to put our easter bunny costumes in the closet together.'
"Who made him Kind of the Easter Parade?"