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"One of you will betray me."
"Oy! How many times have I told him not to leave his clothes on the floor?!"
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'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'
If George Lucas had written the Bible...
"Pop's always been big on tough love."
"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."
"Sorry Judas, we only came up with 29 pieces of silver."
"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"
"Judas, where did you get these 30 pieces of candy?"
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The Post-Resurrection Years.
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"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."
"Just saying...is this is Good Friday, I'd hate to see a bad one!"
"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."
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"I'm a celebrity! Get me out of here!"
"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"
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"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."
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The Kids' Table at the Last Supper
The First Supper
"Be home soon, Dad....I'm just ordering tomb service."
"It's Judas. . . 5 units. . . he's exceeded his daily alcohol allowance!"
"Rats! Yesterday I walked on water and now this. . ."
"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."
"Things are pretty tense in there, no one wants to sit facing one another."
Frank was confused and concerned when counting the offering and found 30 pieces of silver.