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Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
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'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'
'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'
Easter Bunny at the proctologist
"Not to be outdone by 'Black Friday in July' field tests begin for 'Easter in August'."
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"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."
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'I've decided to give up Lent.'
Easter Island Bunny
'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'
The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...
"I'm off it for Lent."
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"He's having a bad hare day."
"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."
"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."
"I thought he dyed and went to Heaven."
"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."
"What did I tell you about putting your eggs in one basket?"
"Which came first, the chicken or the Easter egg?"
"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."
"Sir . . . you can't keep leaving this litter around. We're trying to clean-up downtown."
"What did I say about putting all your eggs in one basket?"
"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"
'I told you not to put our easter bunny costumes in the closet together.'
"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"