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The South Jersey climbing team attempts to climb Mount Laurel after successfully scaling both Mount Holly and Mount Ephraim.
Soup of the month.
"Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low-maintenance."
Tags:king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, plant, plants, cactus, cactuses, decoration, decorations, low-maintenance, low maintenance, easy, light work, groundskeeper, groundsman, groundskeepers, anger, angry, betray, betrayed, betrayal, complain, complains, complaining, unhappy, guard, guards, guardsmen
'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'
"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, detective, detectives, mystery, mysteries, tied, tied up, tied to a chair, easy, art, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, artist, artists, unknown, anonymous, unsigned, art expert, art experts, art appraiser, art appraisers, appraisal, appraisals
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, moo, noise, noises, crossword, crosswords, armchair, armchairs, chair, chairs, logic, logical, simple, obvious, easy, trivia, trivial, animal noise, animal noises, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, clue, clues, answer, answers, countryside, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I actually did steal candy from a baby once. It was easy.''
"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"
Tags:elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, name, names, named, similar, similarity, similarities, easy, ease, easily, modern, modern life, modern world, urban, urban living, urban life, city life, city living, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling
"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."
"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
Tags:low maintenance, pet, pets, formaldehyde, preserve, preserves, preserved, embryo, embryos, squirrel, squirrels, dead pet, dead pets, preservation, corpse, corpses, easy, pet care, pet owner, pet owners, low-maintenance pet, low-maintenance pets, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies
"This is why you read the instructions."
Tags:instruction, instructions, owner's manual, owners manual, manual, cowboy, cowboys, horses, horse, riding, ride, horseriding, piggyback, piggy back, obvious, easy, clear, lesson, regret, ignorant, mistake, mistakes, obviously, cow boy, cow boys, read, reading, guide, guides, learn, learning, hard way, ignore, ignores
"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."
Tags:icecap, ice cap, icecaps, ice caps, melt, melting, melts, melted, global warming, global, climate change, heating up, carbon emissions, green house gases, ozone, ozone layer, uv rays, ultra violet rays, hair, hair care, hair cut, haircuts, haircut, swimming, swims, swam, swum, easy, simple, sassy, bold, brazen, audacious, water level rise, salon, salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, hair salon, hair salons, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles
"Sudoku for Dummies"
"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."
The over-40 workout
Tags:exercise, exercises, exercising, exercised, over 4, over 40s, workout, workouts, working out, worked out, run, runs, running, ran, treadmill, treadmills, over the hill, pun, puns, treadmill, treadmills, make life easy, easy, easier, decrease resistance, decreasing resistance, decreases resistance, old age, old, elder
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
Tags:royal, royalty, king, kings, welcome, welcome mat, medieval, olden days, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, peasant, peasants, revolt, revolts, castle, castles, unrealistic, parallel, rich, poor, overthrow, rebellion, rebels, peasants revolt, key, keys, easy, entry, oversight, foolish, obvious, throne, crown, class warfare, warfare, revolution, revolutions, history, combination
"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
Tags:mt. everest, everest, mount everest, mountain, mountains, the himalayas, nepal, tibet, china, climb, climbing, mountain climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, chore, escalator, escalators, technology, modern, modern life, sherpa, sherpas, white privilege, picnic, picnics, champagne, lazy, laziness, first world privilege, dark tourism, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, trip, trips, easy
Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'
"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, order, orders, ordering, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, scotch, whisky, whiskey, comfort, undemanding, easy, easygoing, preference, preferences, unpretentious
'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'
'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'
"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."
Tags:record, recording, film, filming, social media, media, social-media, grow up, grow-up, growing-up, growing up, raising, raised, camera, cameras, smartphone, smartphones, binge, binge-watch, binge watch, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, modern families, modern life, modern lives, modern, backyard, garden, backyards, gardens, lazy, laziness, easy, easier, careless, sexist
'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'
Tags:dollar, dollars, earn, earning, money, monies, ad, adverts, advertising, unbelievable, scam, scams, lazy, work, working, deal, deals, job, jobs, businesses, easy, simple, catch, no catch, magazine, magazines, sensational, sensationalize, sensationalise, sensationalizes, senationalises, ridiculous, zine, zines, scamming, scams, false advertising
"'No Brainers' for a thousand, Alex."