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"Generally speaking, the separation of Siamese twins is a difficult and hazardous operation. Your case is an exception, however, since you are only joined at the shoelace."
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"
"Instead of building a wall, another solution to our immigration problem is to hire a lot of bouncers!"
"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."
Gracie tries and fails to sleep on Christmas Eve.