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"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"
'Dibs on the slow one in the snow suit.'
"Forget the old and the sick. I'm going after the young and the healthy!"
Shark circling a desert island.
"Yes Dad, I understand the bit about going after the weak, but the sick? What if they are contagious?"
"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."
"A con artist called today and tried to swindle us for $75,000. You'll be happy to know I talked him down to $50,000."
Hunters wait in bushes near sign: The Buck Stops Here.
'Cool - slowfood!'
'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'
'The thing to remember son is that, for some reason, they flock together between those flags on the beach...'
"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."
"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"