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"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Man Lifting Heavy Block
"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
'...Because its easy to draw.'
'This is just so like you. Always taking the easy way out.'
'We have two options. Boldly tackle the challenges ahead, or hold off and hope an asteroid strikes.'
"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"
"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"
"It's more efficient than hurling the things."
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
Christmas cartoon about Santa Claus sending gifts by air freight.
"Tia Carmen! You finished that jigsaw puzzle a
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me tonight?"
'I'm really not that ambitious... it's just that avoiding work is too much work.'
'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'
Vending machine that supplies homework answers.
'The wife's leaving me unless I stop drinking - so keep 'em coming lanlord!'