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Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
Tags:lion, lions, king of the jungle, gazelle, gazelles, jury, juries, unfair, fair, trial, on trial, trials, court, courtroom, courtrooms, courts, judge, judges, judged, guilty, innocent, eat, eaten, eats, nature, natural, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunted, hunts, prey, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
"Knew 'em - ate 'em."
"Who ate all the dots?"
'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
Tags:new year, new years, resolutions, resolution, new years resolutions, new years resolution, new year resolution, new year resolutions, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, dog ate my homework, ate, eat, eaten, chew, chewed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I come from a large family but they've all been eaten."
"You folks ready to order?"
Tags:hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
Bad moments in skiing.
"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
Tags:baby, babies, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, out to eat, dining, dine, dinner, dinners, dine, dines, high society, witch, witches, choke, choking, swallow, swallowed, eaten, eating, push, pushing, women, spoof, spoofs, parodied, parodies, parody, child eater, child-eater, cough, cough up, coughing up, halloween, spooky, scary, happy halloween
Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth
A woman is attacked by pigeons
'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'
Tags:all you can eat, all-you-can-eat, buffet, buffets, pig, pigs, piggy, piggies, feed, feeding, feeding time, feeding times, trough, troughs, stuff, stuffing, stuffs, stuffed, scoff, scoffs, scoffing, eat, eating, eats, eaten, lunch, lunchtime, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He's a specialist,,, And he assures us that he tried everything - but the leg just couldn't be saved,'
Forensics says it wasn't the pease porridge hot or the pease porridge cold. It was the pease porridge in the pot that killed her. Apparently it was nine days old...
A mounted fish eats a man's arm
'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'
'Five minutes everybody.'
"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
Tags:allergies, allergic, food allergy, allergy, allergen, eating, eaten, eat, eating out, cater, catered, catering, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, kid, kids, child, picky, picky kid, school, schools, parent, parents, parenting, coddle, coddled, coddling, foodie, foodies, lactose intolerant, lactose-intolerant, unfortunate, unfortunately
"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."
'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'