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An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Eating too many crab cakes had a profound effect on Dave.
'You should have called me sooner.'
'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'
Tags:beaver, beavers, dam, dams, woodshop, woodwork, woodworking, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, wood, woods, twig, twigs, stick, sticks, tree, trees, grade, grades, grading, graded, grader, teacher, teachers, lecturer, lecturers, rodent, rodents, remind, reminds, reminder, reminders, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Welcome to America, bitch."
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
"I gotta quit that."
Tags:dog, dogs, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, consume, consumes, consuming, tobacco, tobacco product, tobacco products, regret, regrets, regretting, quit, quits, quitting, stop smoking, cold turkey, going cold turkey, impulse, impulses, impulse control, impulsive, impulsiveness, self-control, no self-control, lack of self-control
'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'
"What's eating you now, Eric?"
"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."
Tags:critic, critics, armchair critic, armchair critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, foodie, foodies, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, complaining, food lover, food lovers, suck the joy out of everything, sucks the joy out of everything, sucking the joy out of everything, moan, moans, moaning, trend, trends, food trend, food trends, trendy, fancy meal, fancy meals, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, disappointed, disappointment, pretentious, pretentiousness, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbery
"I'll have a man overboard!"
'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'
"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
Tags:bereaved, bereavement, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, fatty food, fatty foods, eat, eats, eater, eaters, eating, big eater, big eaters, burrito, burritos, comfort, comforts, comforting, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, personable, personability, insensitive, insensitivity, hospital, hospitals, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians
"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, tiny, small, irony, ironic, ironically, house, home, homes, basic, basics, couple, couples, married, married couple, metaphor, mirror, mimesis, metaphorical, metaphors, picky, picky eater, eaters, eating, cooking, home cook, home cooking, foodie, foodies, gross out, gross-out, lunch, lunches, argue, arguing, argument, arguments
"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, dairy, agriculture, animals, animal, cud, chew, chews, chewing, herbivore, herbivores, herbivorous, meals, meal, dinner, restaurant, restaurant, menu, menus, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, convenient, convenience, conveniences, courtesy, courtesies, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'
'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'
Carnivores V Herbivores.
"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog food, kibble, dog biscuit, dog biscuits, cheap, cheap food, understate, understates, understatement, picky eater, picky eaters, snob, snobs, snobby, inexpensive, affordable, cuisine, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fuss, fussy, eater, eaters, foodie, foodies, food snob, food snobs, pet, pets, pet care, caring for your pet, translate, translations, translates, translation, message, messages, messengers, messenger
"No thanks, I just had some before I went to bed."
Tags:cheese, cheeses, dairy, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, before bed, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, before sleep, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, weird dream, weird dreams, dream, fantasy, fantasies, strange, strangeness, bizarre, surreal, weird, weirdness, subconscious, subconscious mind, unicorn, unicorns
"When I miss the old days of eating her homework, I eat her shopping lists."
"My skinny husband is a man of mystery. Where he puts all that food no one knows."
'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'
Tags:pig, pigs, swine, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, eaten, ate, slurp, slurps, slurping, slurped, noise, noises, noisy, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, bug, bugs, bugging, bugged, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustrated, trough, troughs, farm, farms, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, meal, meals, eat, eats, eating, eaten, eater, eaters, ate, accident, accidents, last meal, last meals, request, requests, requesting, requested, greed, greeds, greedy, cellmate, cellmates, cell mate, cell mates, upset, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Why Pilgrims wore so many buckles...
Tags:pilgrim, pilgrims, buckle, buckles, shoe, shoes, hat, hats, belt, belts, greed, greedy, overeat, overeats, overeating, overeaten, gluttonous, gluttony, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, eaten, ate, loose, loosen, unfasten, unfastens, unfastening, unfastened, undo, undos, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys