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'Just as I suspected... you don't chew your food enough.'
'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'
'Okay, the outfit COULD have shrunk since last year, but not the belt!'
Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.
Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'
'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'
'The polar bear cheese is good, but I prefer the walrus.'
'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'
'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'
A day in the life of a cow.
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
Vending machine offers A Fat Lot Of Good.
'It's okay, I plan to hibernate for the rest of the winter.'
'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'
'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'
'Instead of seconds, I'll have second thoughts.'
'For him, all food is fast food.'
'You must be the new taster.'
'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'
No one will say we're not civilized.
Dog about food: 'I never realized it before, but this stuff tastes like crap.'
'My French is not so good.'
'The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.' 'AND it doesn't show up in the autopsy.'