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'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'
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cancer, cancers, fda, carcinogen, carcinogens, outlawing food, food scare, food scares, doctor, doctors, vet, vets, ill, illness, sick, sickness, unwell, poorly, feeling ill, eat, eats, eating, eating food, disease, diseases, terminal illness'Okay, the outfit COULD have shrunk since last year, but not the belt!'
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christmas, xmas, outfit, outfits, christmas time, diets, dieter, dieters, eating food, santa suit, santa suits, overweight, overeating, weight gain, food, diet, weight, weight loss, santa, father christmas, santa claus'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'
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waitresses, abbreviation, abbreviations, waiter, waiters, blt, sandwich, sandwiches, asap, pdq, eat, eats, eating, eating food, eating foodsKing Henry.
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henry the 8th, king henry, henry viii, overeating, greed, greedy, eating food, obese, obesity, overweight, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, king of england, england, english kings, monarch, monarchy, king, food, eating, king henry the eighth'The polar bear cheese is good, but I prefer the walrus.'
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eskimos, cheeses, smelly cheese, smelly cheeses, milk, milks, dairy, dairy products, polar bears, blubber, inuit, eat, eats, eating, eating food, eating foods, cheese, polar bear, walrus'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'
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eat, eats, eating, eat out, eats out, eating out, meal, meals, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, diner, diners, eating disorder, eating disorders, order, orders, food order, food orders, eating food, therapy, therapist, therapists, food therapist, food therapistsA day in the life of a cow.
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cow, cows, day in the life, bovine, beef, bull, bulls, farm animal, farm animals, routine, work, job, workplace, family, couple, dinner, dinners, lunch, eating food, grass, nature, husband, wife, husbands, wives, marriage, field, fields, daily grind, daily routineIf I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
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lie, lies, good manners, thought, thoughts, dinner party, dinner parties, eating food, psychology, ego, brain, mind, dinner time, dinners, bad cook, bad cooks, cook, cooks, cookery, meal, meals, eat, eats, eating, dinner, party, cooking, social etiquette'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'
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pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, eatingveggies, crop, crops, eating food, garden, gardens, gardening, vegetable patch, vegetable patches'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'
Diet Smell...
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diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, smells, scent, scents, eat, eats, eating, eating food, lose weight, losing weight, make money, making money, obese, obesity, fat, stall, stalls, smell, chubby, cash'Instead of seconds, I'll have second thoughts.'
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bad cook, bad cooks, cook, cooks, cooking, cookery, home cooking, burned food, husband, husbands, wife, wives, meal, meals, cooking meals, eat, eats, eating, eating food, seconds, leftovers, second thoughts'For him, all food is fast food.'
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pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, eat, eats, eating, eating food, dog food, dog foods, fast food, fast foods, junk food, junk foods, eating quickly, eating fast'You must be the new taster.'
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rex, tasters, king, kings, tasting food, king, kings, eat, eats, eating, eat food, eats food, eating food, dog food, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, taster, dog peon, dog king, dog serf, taste only'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'
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negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, meal, meals, eat, eats, eating, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, eating food, peas, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, kid, kidsNo one will say we're not civilized.
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adventures, jungles, explorer, explorers, savage, savages, attack, attacks, attacked, adventure, jungle, restaurant, civilized, civilization, culture, eating food, fine dining, diner, diners, eat, eats, eating, eating foodDog about food: 'I never realized it before, but this stuff tastes like crap.'
'My French is not so good.'
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eat, eats, eating, eat out, eats out, eating out, meal, meals, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, diner, diners, customer service, customer services, tinned food, tinned foods, tin, tins, eating food, french, french food, french foods, french cuisine, french restaurant'The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.' 'AND it doesn't show up in the autopsy.'