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'Stop eating the seeds.'
"Ever since they told him about Adam and Eve, I can't get him to eat an apple."
'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
"I heard you tell Dad we're having grapefruit for breakfast."
'Of course I'm having my five a day - Sex, drugs, rock and roll and the match'
'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'
You've tried to get them kicked out of Eden for eating pears, bananas, mangoes and plums: Try apples this time...
'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'