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'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'
'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'
'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'
'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'
'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'
'An olive please. I need the greens.'
Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.
"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."
'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'
I will eat my greens for you (today!)
Let Joey do the talking. He's always knows the perfect whine to go with broccoli casserole!
'... But I don't want to grow up to be 'big like Dad' , he's about six stone over weight! '
"Dad, I don't like salad...!"