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'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'
'I eat vegetables with lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'
Eating in Heaven.
'If junk food is out and healthy food is in, what's going to happen to doctors?'
'Sex, drugs, rock & roll and fattening foods.'
'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the whole day eating.'
'Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity.'
'We try to keep it quiet, but the chef slips in a lot of organic and vitamin-enriched food.'
'Oh, oh - sugar is the first three ingredients in these cookies.'
For Jim, the first few days after he quit eating junk food were the hardest.
"I do exercise and eat a healthy diet ??" just not compulsively."
No table salt. - 'Right.' - 'Still no table salt.' - 'Okay.' - 'Table Salt!!!' - 'I wanted pepper.' -
'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'
It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.
"I hope that's organic produce you're using!"
Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.
'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'
'Sure she's a witch, but at least she doesn't keep banging on about healthy eating!'
An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.
"How are you getting on with the all-carrot diet...?"