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"Very lean, fresh from a pilates class."
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'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
Chicken Little's Cousin, Turkey Little: 'The Axe is falling! The axe is falling!'
Easter Ham Free.
'Will you two stop saying 'everything tastes like chicken'!'
'I want you to go vegetarian.'
'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.
A dilemma for an environmentalist.
I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.
'Sorry Ma'am....but your husband has been recalled!'
'No you can't be a vegetarian, son. It just isn't very lion.'
'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'
Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.
'I've never thought about it as a moral statement; I've just always been a vegetarian.'
'We're having liver tonight...'
Welcome to BOLOGNA: not responsible for the meat biproduct bearing our name.
New beef chart.
"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
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'Shhhh!! They just mentioned 'alternative sources of meat'.'
'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'
"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"
Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.
H&R Steak and Tax Prep.
'The meat has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'
'Eat a steak. There are so many antibiotics in it, you'll be cured.'