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'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'
"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."
'With artichokes you end up with more than you started.'
''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'
'I think you're right Ruby, our husbands are revolting... mine won't eat his greens either!'
'I said-no greens, no pudding, Gerald!'
'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'
"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"
'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'
'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'
'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'
Ed argued that although meat was murder, eating fish was culpable homicide.
'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'
'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'
'Mom! That disease ... fear of vegetables. I got it.'
'She's a vegetarian.'
'What are you staring at? Yes, I'm feeding my child broccoli from my elbow, but when you really think about it, is it any more bizarre than what you're doing?'
Rabbit King of the Carrots.
That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..
"I know how you feel, but it's what he would have wanted."
'Who ordered the mushy peas?
Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!
'An olive please. I need the greens.'
'Of course I'm having my five a day - Sex, drugs, rock and roll and the match'
I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.