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'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'
Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
'Oh my gosh, they're eating it This is soooo gross Wait til I tell the girls'
Tags:lion, lions, king of the jungle, gazelle, gazelles, jury, juries, unfair, fair, trial, on trial, trials, court, courtroom, courtrooms, courts, judge, judges, judged, guilty, innocent, eat, eaten, eats, nature, natural, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunted, hunts, prey, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."
Tags:philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophy major, philosophy majors, dinner, dinner table, dinner tables, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, profound, insight, insights, insightful, input, greek, greeks, father, fathers, eat, eats, eating, son, sons, disappointment, disappointments, superficial
Lady Justice eats birthday cake
'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'
A man with the world on his mind inspects the world
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
Kittens and snake.
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo exhibit, zoo exhibits, predator, predators, prey, snake, snakes, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, bad idea, bad ideas, bad mix, bad mixes, nature, natural world, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, display, displays, displaying, animal, animals, eat, eats, eating, prey animal, prey animals
Tags:kentucky fried, ostrich, fast food, fast foods, chicken, chickens, variation, variations, exotic food, exotic foods, ostriches, eat, eats, eating, branch out, branches out, branching out, knockoff, knockoffs, ripoff, ripoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, rip-off, rip-offs, fast food chain, fast food chains
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
Tags:fish, fishes, bowl, bowls, goldfish, goldfishes, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeater, weight, weigh, weighs, weight loss, meet, meets, meeting, dead, dying, float, floats, floating, whistles, whistle, whistling, obese, obesity, fat, fats, greed, greedy, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.
"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"
Tags:indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, marriage, marriages, hamburger, hamburgers, lamb chop, lamb chops, dinner, dinners, dinner plan, dinner plans, make dinner, makes dinner, making dinner, exasperated, exasperating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, eat, eats, eating, decide, decides, deciding, businessman, businessmen, weigh options, weighing options, option, options, choice, choices, hard choice, hard choices, difficult choice, difficult choices
"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"
Tags:monster, monsters, giant, giants, eat, eats, restaurant, restaurants, frighten, frightens, frightening, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, worry, worries, worrying, target, targets, targeted, danger, dangers, predator, predators, predatory, obvious target, obvious targets, literate, literacy, sitting duck, sitting ducks
"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, pet, pets, cat, cats, hungry, dinner, dinners, eat, eats, eating, supper, suppers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, thieving, cat burglar, catburglar, cat burglars, catburglars, burgle, burgles, burgling
"Bring in another!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, horror, horrific, cannibalize, cannibalizes, cannibalizing, cannibalise, cannibalises, cannibalising, eat, eats, eating, child, children, kid, kids, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, christmas, christmas season, monster, monsters, monstrous, evil, demon, demons
"You folks ready to order?"
Tags:hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"Damn! The feeder's empty."
Tags:feeder, feeding, swing set, swing sets, bear, bears, playground, playgrounds, play ground, play grounds, children, child, eat, eats, eating, snack, snacks, snacking, baby, babies, infant, infants, vending machine, vending machines, morsel, morsels, man-eating, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, man-eater, man-eaters
One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
Tags:egg, eggs, boil, boiled, boiled egg, hard boiled, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, live, to live, food, foods, humpty dumpty, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, nursery rhyme, rhyme, nursery rhymes, eat, eating, eats, medicines, prognosis, diagnosis, terminal, eggy, personified, through the looking glass, myths, myth, cook, cooking, cooked, cooks