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To celebrate his newly found good will towards me, Scrooge gives Bob Cratchit a Christmas Goose.
Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'
Scrooge and the Ghost above London
Christmas dinner at the Cratchits
'For an opposing view to last night's editorial on the Spirit of Christmas, here's that well-known industrialist, Ebeneezer Scrooge...'
'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'
'Scrooge had a stressful Christmas, and he's very worried about Halloween.'
Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.
"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."