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"These are the chains I outsourced in life!"
The Ghost Of Christmas Past
Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'
The ghost of unanswered emails past
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"He came with the office."
Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
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"It's time we have a little chat."
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"Ebenezer, you will be visited by an unemployed worker, a part-time, low-wage McDonald's employee and a disgruntled walmart staffer."
Ghost of Happy Holidays Future
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"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Grammar, and I see you're having trouble with the past, present, and future tenses."
Times Change in Camden Town
"You know the butcher shop...tell them to send Miss Floradora to me right away."
Ghost of Christmas Future
Scrooge and the Ghost
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.
"I will take your case on size discrimination, Tiny Tim, but I'm going to have to double bill you...it's Christmas."
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Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.
Library: 'The Wit & Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.'
'It's the middle of the summer. You've been hallucinating again.'
'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'
'Beware, Ebenezer Scrooge! Behold the interns I mentored in life!'
Scrooge Tech:'Bah! Humbug!'
Christmas - Let's get it over with.
'Are there no workhouses? Are there no benefit fraud hotlines?'
'I expected more from the Ghost of Christmas Past than 'Let's take a look at your best bits' ...'