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"Our economy is in excellent shape. . .Yours, on the other hand."
"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"
"Of course annuity rates are enormously fickle..."
'I'm afraid that market conditions require us to cancel all holidays for the foreseeable future. As compensation we will be allowing enhanced toilet breaks.'
'So, from now on, due to economic conditions, you'll be our son on a contract basis, renewable every year. Any questions?'
"Yes, technically I'm a working dog. But well, you know, what with the current economy..."
"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"
"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."
"What did you get for Christmas?"
'Due to current economic conditions, I can only grant you one wish and this circular offering an array of discount coupons.'
Bob's austerity measuring pants
Ghost of unemployment
"How come my ALLOWANCE isn't adjusted for inflation?"
"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."
'I don't know...I've got a strange feeling!'