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"Our economy is in excellent shape. . .Yours, on the other hand."
"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"
"Of course annuity rates are enormously fickle..."
'I'm afraid that market conditions require us to cancel all holidays for the foreseeable future. As compensation we will be allowing enhanced toilet breaks.'
'So, from now on, due to economic conditions, you'll be our son on a contract basis, renewable every year. Any questions?'
"These things just aren't selling."
"Yes, technically I'm a working dog. But well, you know, what with the current economy..."
"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"
"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."
"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."
"What did you get for Christmas?"
"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"
'Due to current economic conditions, I can only grant you one wish and this circular offering an array of discount coupons.'
Bob's austerity measuring pants
Ghost of unemployment
"How come my ALLOWANCE isn't adjusted for inflation?"
"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."
'I don't know...I've got a strange feeling!'
"Carl has decided that, with the economy being the way it is, he's going to be a stay at home son."
"Things must be really bad - we're getting envious looks from passers-by."