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"Please stand by for a series of tones. The first indicates the official end of the recession, the second indicates prosperity, and the third the return of the recession."
'I'm not kidding Bertie, give me your lunch money.'
"If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom."
"I had prepared our retirement for an economic depression, but not an emotional one!"
'It's not that kind of depression, Sire - You can't just give everybody a happy meal.'
'Now that sounds worth worrying about.'
"May you rest in peace. The recession is over for you."
'It seems layoffs will continue.'
These days Jerry's developed a close relationship with his money.
"The Republicans took eight years to get us into this mess, why can't the democrats have eight years to fix it?"
"Don't jump, Mr. Harlow. You won the office sports pool!"