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'Don't look at me! Your cousin is the one who recommended them.'
'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'
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'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'
'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'
'And this last chart illustrates why none of you are here anymore. Questions?'
'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
Thrift: Get as much amputated as possible.
"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."
'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'
Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time
'The only clinic in town who will accept new medicare patients is supposedly around the corner.'
'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'
"I've worked out it's cheaper for me to post myself, rather than catch the train..."
'We felt obliged to downsize to this place, when we realised we had 125 empty bedrooms.'
'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
'Last night I dreamt I died and went to Heaven. But the light at the end of the tunnel was turned off due to budget cuts.'
'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'
'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'
'We're going to have to cut back - these singing lessons for the kids, for instance.'
"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."
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'We get the fresh scent without all the needles.'
' . . . Our 'idea man' has saved us a lot of money . . .'