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'Only one arm rest? Sheesh! Airlines are getting so cheap!'
"Cheap flights on the internet? You've never shown any interest in darts before!"
"Would you prefer olive oil, mustard, or tomato sauce seating?"
'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'
'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'
'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'
"My size nearly changes as much as the Ryanair baggage allowances."
"I'd like a budget flight with upgraded snacks."
"Is this your first trip with a low-cost airline?"