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"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, new york, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, ed, koch, ed koch, mayor, mayors"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. In my experience, literally hundreds and hundreds of guys."
"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
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bob dole, bob dole ad, bob dole ads, ed, bob dole, blame, blames, blaming, blame game, blame games, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, bedroom, bedroom scene, flashback, flashbacks, 90s, '90s"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"
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chess clock, chess clocks, timer, timers, married life, married lives, premature, premature ejaculation, pressure, pressures, pressuring, ed, vanilla, forgo, forgoes, forgoing, clock, clocks, timing, timedKid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'
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ed, phys ed, physical education, gym class, gym, pop, soda, vending machines, vendors, vending machine, pop man, soda man, soda pop, soft drinks, beverages, pop machine, soda machine, kids, school, cafeteria, vendors, classroom, education, teachers, students"Look at him. Walking around like he's God's Gift to erectile dysfunction."
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ed, pill, pills, medication, medications, medicate, medicates, medicating, arrogant, arrogance, above it all, high horse, high horses, gods gift, god's gift, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, strut around, struts around, strutting around, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions"I'm not sure I need an emergency room - is there a reassurance room?"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, nurse, receptionist, receptionists, emergency, emergencies, emergency room, emergency rooms, emerge, emerges, e.r., e.r.s, er, ers, emergency department, emergency department s, ed, eds, e.d., e.d.s, accident & emergency department, accident & emergency departments, a&e, a&es, emergency ward, emergency wards, ew, ews, e.w., e.w.s, reassurance, reassurances, room, rooms, mental health, comfort, support"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
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ed, e.d., cheat, cheats, cheating, philander, philanders, philandering, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, infidelities, other woman, husband, husbands, couple, couples, wife, wives, suspicion, suspicious, love triangle, love triangles, test, medical test, medical tests, medical testing"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."
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morning after, morning after pill, morning after pills, ed, medication, medications, birth control, may-december, may-december romance, may-december romances, trophy wife, trophy wives, age difference, age differences, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, one night stand, one night stands, prescription, prescriptions, pharmacy, pharmacies, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals"Professor Kleinzweck got assigned to Viagra research."
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study, studies, professor, professors, research, researcher, researches, ed, assignment, assignments, assign, assigns, assigning, joy, joyful, dance, dances, dancing, happy, good luck, stroke of good luck, strokes of good luck'Wait a minute? You fill a boat full of animals to mate and then you use all the E.D. pills for yourself? Now, what am I supposed to do?'
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, ed, pill, pills, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, noah, noah's ark, sexual health, noahs ark, ark, arks, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, old testament, great flood, unicorn, unicorns, mythical creaturesSwirling Eddies
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sea, seas, ocean, oceans, watersport, watersports, water sports, water sport, boat, boats, swirling eddies, eddies, nature, ed, eddy, current, currents, ocean current, ocean currents, sea current, sea currents, whirlpool, whirlpools, drown, drowns, drowning, seaside, swimmer, swimmers, swimmingEd Fillburt's Resume - Now a Made for TV Movie.
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tv movie, tv movies, film, films, show, shows, program, programs, resume, resumes, cv, cvs, employment, employee, employees, true story, true stories, unemployment, producer, producers, ed, fillburt, unemployed, channel, channels'When I think of all the money we wasted on drivers' training for him.'
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driving licence, driving licences, driving license, driving licenses, driver, drivers, ed, eds, education, educations, flight, flights, wing, wings, waste, money, wasted, car, cars, driving, son, sons, teen, teenager, family life, flying, flies, fly, family finances'I'm spelling, not adding.'
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lesson, lessons, school, schools, schooling, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, educations, ed, umbrella, spelling, spellings, spelling mistake, spelling mistakes, literacy lesson, literacy class, maths, mathematics, teacher, teachers, teach, teaches, sum, sums, addition, addsBefore he was king, Sisyphus was a gym teacher
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greek, greek myth, greek myths, mountains, hills, punishments, gym teacher, gym teachers, pe, work out, working out, sisyphus, mountain, hill, gym, teacher, exercising, exercise, physical, phys, ed, hell, hades, afterlife, punishments