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"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."
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Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.
"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. In my experience, literally hundreds and hundreds of guys."
"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"
"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."
Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'
"Look at him. Walking around like he's God's Gift to erectile dysfunction."
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"I'm not sure I need an emergency room - is there a reassurance room?"
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"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
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"He's all red, white and blue - vitamins, aspirin and Viagra."
"The night-before pill for me, the morning-after one for her."
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"Well, it makes a difference to me!"
'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'
"Professor Kleinzweck got assigned to Viagra research."
'Wait a minute? You fill a boat full of animals to mate and then you use all the E.D. pills for yourself? Now, what am I supposed to do?'
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Ed Fillburt's Resume - Now a Made for TV Movie.
Doric, Ionic and Platonic.
'When I think of all the money we wasted on drivers' training for him.'
'I'm spelling, not adding.'
Ed and David Milliband
Before he was king, Sisyphus was a gym teacher
TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Ed Schultz'