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'You're the best teacher I've ever had. You opened my eyes to the world and showed me how to think critically...I was happy until I met you.'
'Give me two pronouns.'
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
"I didn't know you had a minor."
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'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'
'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'
'I don't have much formal education, but I've googled a lot of things.'
First Day of School
Preschools for Dogs
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'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'
'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'
'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'
'Just out of curiosity, who do you punish on weekends?'
'Perhaps I possess the kind of wisdom that only comes with age.'
'What are your parents going to say man?!'
"We sure appreciate your doing all you can to make the weather interesting, Herb!"
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'He has a doctorate in worrying.'
'Are you the new English teacher?' 'Yes I are!'
5/3rds of the class don't understand a word I'm saying about fractions.
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"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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'And it wasn't until my last semester in cosmotology that I realized it had nothing at all to do with space travel.'