Educational Standards Cartoons and Comics

'Ms. McWit, I'm not writing about 'What I did this summer' until the school gets a good libel lawyer.'

'We just finished our meeting on raising educational standards. Please call maintenance. Please call maintenance and have them vacuum up all the educational buzzwords left on the carpeting.'

'I'm just filing a grievance.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

Educational Review.

'You don't think you were a bit harsh on that school?'

'I attended a lecture on Common Core educational standards. Most of the audience fell asleep...'

'Have you noticed that whenever out teacher mentions 'common core' her face turns red?'

"If they insist we dumb-down the classes, I suggest we award them a dumbed-down diploma."

"Listened to the grown ups argue about common core at the beach...at the campground...the fair...the waterpark...the family reunion...."

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

School kid calls 911.

What are the ethics of teaching ethics in school?

Your assignment, should you accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'Everyone's a winner nowadays!'

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

'I made it in shop class.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'Tom passed a major bench mark today. His official file is now taller than him.'

'So what if we're in the best preschool? How can we go anywhere in life if we don't yet have maxed out credit cards?'

'Students excuses through out the ages.' A cave kid says, 'My dinosaur ate my homework,' a 1950s kid says, 'My dog ate my homework,' and a kid today says, 'My computer ate my homework.'

'Please don't judge a book by its curse words.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'