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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
'Yes Sir, you're absolutely right, you can never stop learning - in fact I'm on a course right now.'
Ethics exam cheater.
The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
'Which way to the reading clinic?'
Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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'You're the best teacher I've ever had. You opened my eyes to the world and showed me how to think critically...I was happy until I met you.'
'It must be nice to be bilingual.'
'There they go...mentally shredding.'
"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."
'Is it near a school?'
I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks
'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'
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'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'
'I'm not being edutained!'
'Give me two pronouns.'
The Cruelty of School Supplies.
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'What's the point of being guaranteed an education if I'm not guaranteed a job.'
'It's outrageous - they don't want to be proper students like us at all - they come here to work!'
'This is well written, but you need something in your bibliography other than YouTube videos.'
"I never recommend suspension for students. Why reward poor behavior with time off?"
'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'
'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'
Crow Aviation College.