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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
Tags:teaching to the the test, no child left behind, teacher, teachers, teaching, standardized test, standardized tests, standardized testing, maze, lab rat, lab rats, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, lab assistant, lab assistants, lab assistance, mice, mouse, rat, rats, educator, educators, professor, professors, knowledge, learn, learns, learning, learning difficulty, learning difficulties, scientist, scientists
"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, misbehave, misbehaving, time out, time-out, principal, principals, principals office, school, schools, primary school, elementary school, elementary schools, primary schools, name calling, education, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, headteacher, headteachers, headmaster, headmasters
'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'
"Your daughter is a pain in the ass."
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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
Tags:wrong answer, wrong answers, sum, sums, addition, additions, blackboard, blackboards, math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, answer, answers, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, debate, debates, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, right answer, right answers, educator, educators, school, schools, schooling
'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'
"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"
Tags:school, schools, schooling, classroom, classrooms, curriculum, pupil, pupils, student, students, lesson, lessons, class, classes, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, life lesson, life lessons, life-lesson, life-lessons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, social problem, political view, political views, educator, educators
'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'
"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."
Tags:school, schools, schooling, class, classroom, classrooms, elementary school, primary school, secondary school, middle school, junior high school, teacher, teachers, teaching, life of a teacher, educator, educators, student, students, life of a student, youth, child, kindergarten, child, children, homework, classwork, essay, essays, homework assignment, homework assignments, home work, parents, parenting, parent, writer, writers, writing, report, reports, reporting, editor, editors, copyedit, copyeditors, copyediting, proofread, proofreading, copy editing, copy editor, copy editors
'Just think of Maths as the App to help run the program called 'Balancing a Budget'.'
"You teach? How did you become interested in knowledge?"
Explaining it on layman's terms
'It's not his fault Miss! He's been awake all night worrying about the exam!'
"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."
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"I teach in the department of people who aren't good at math."
Tags:math, maths, teacher, teachers, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers, math lesson, math lessons, maths lesson, maths lessons, math class, math classes, maths class, maths classes, introduction, introductions, classroom, classrooms, educator, educators, educating, math skill, math skills, maths skill, maths skills
"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."
Tags:new age, school, schools, preschool, preschools, elementary school, elementary schools, education, educator, educators, safe environment, safe environments, safe space, safe spaces, preparation, prepare, preparing, prepares, life preparation, life preparations, teacher, teachers, teaching, grade, grades, grading
"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
Tags:school, schools, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher life, educator, educators, math teacher, math teachers, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, student, students, teacher crush, young love, date, dating, dates, crush, crushes, math, mathematicians, mathematician, detention, detentions, secondary school, secondary schools, punishments, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, junior high school
"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
Tags:no child left behind, no child left behind act, law, laws, teacher, teachers, program, programs, bush, bush administration, george w. bush, president bush, president george w. bush, education policy, education policies, education department, education departments, student, students, education reform, education reformer, education reformers, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, teaching, teaching program, teaching programs, federal law, federal laws
" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, presentation, presentations, lecture, lectures, essay, essays, summer vacation, summer, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, sabbatical, sabbaticals, professor, professors, academic, academics, university, universities, college, colleges, higher education, higher ed, how i spent my summer vacation, educator, educators, lecturer, lecturer, faculty, fellow, fellows, instructor, instructors, reader, readers, word play, wordplay
'And if you ever doubt your solutions, simply refer to this formula.'
A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.
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'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'
'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'
'I know crime doesn't pay, but then neither does teaching without a contract.'