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Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.
"It was either him or me."
'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'
"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."
Humpty Dumpty's Great Fall
'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'
Humpty dumpty on wall with banana peel.
'My other shell is broke.'
Step 1: Cook before dyeing.
'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'
Eggs in the Break Room.
'Don't tell her we dropped the egg shell in it. Just say it's calcium intensive.'
'Looks like he landed sunny side up.'
'I got thrown out of the supermarket. I squeezed the eggs to see if they were ripe.'
'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'
'He's very advanced for his age.'
'MUM,could you help me with this CAKE RECIPE,please?! I'm having trouble SEPARATING the EGGS!'
'Do you want to put that on the market?'
Humpty Dumpty stuck back together again.
These scramble eggs are a tad crunchy. Did you leave the shells on again, Darling?
'Don't worry about that, Doctor. It's just a tattoo.'
'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'