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Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"It's called 'brinksmanship' and it's not for the faint of heart."
"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."
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"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."
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"That's how you think because you're an egghead."
"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
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"Excuse me, Officer. I'm an academic. Where am I?"
"Now, don't overthink it."
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"He's surprisingly good at small talk."
"Not tonight, Dear...haven't you got an algorithm for it?"
"Now everyone will know where you're from, Egghead!"
Kevin Jones, Particle Physisist, No Job Too Small.
Mr. Egghead and Son
'Eggheads! They think they know everything!'
The Clever Clogs Quiz: Procrastination.
"School is loverly this time of year."
"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"
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"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."
Useless information desk at trivia buff convention
"Can someone open the patio doors...the entomology department are trying to get out."