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"... and they never write or visit!"
Tags:egg, eggs, boiled egg, boiled eggs, dippy egg, dippy eggs, chick, chicks, baby chicken, baby chicken, hatch, hatched, hatching, hatching egg, hatching eggs, breakfast, breakfasting, breakfast time, egg and spoon, baby chick, baby chicks, surprise, surprising, shock, shocked, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, dizzy, dizziness, hit on the head, fertilised egg, unexpected, soft boiled egg, soft boiled eggs, whack, breaking an egg, runny egg, runny eggs, breaking eggs
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"As you can see, I've gotten in way over my head."
Tags:egg, eggs, fried egg, fried eggs, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, breakfast, breakfasts, in over your head, in over my head, idiom, idioms, difficult situation, difficult situations, tricky situation, tricky situations, businessmen, businessman, out of your depth, out-of-your-depth, complex, complexity, project manager, project management, project managers
"You have a large, yellow mass in your albumen, but I'm told that's normal."
'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
Tags:easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, egg, eggs, easter egg, easter eggs, basket, baskets, finance, finances, advice, advise, advises, advising, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, and would you mind grabbing some eggs?"
Tags:shop, shopping, shopper, grocery shop, grocery shopping, egg, eggs, face mask, face masks, ppe, personal protective equipment, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders
The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
EGGS laid in America
Tags:food, foods, egg, eggs, advertising, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, store, stores, grocery shopping, consumerism, homegrown, made in america, make america great again, maga, produced in america, american, buy local, locally sourced, locally made
(Ooooh, my neck is sooo stiff! I may have a suit against my parents!)
Life In Grade A.
Tags:substitute teacher, substitute teachers, egg substitute, egg substitutes, egg, eggs, school, schools, schooling, student, students, grade a, class, classes, lesson, lessons, pupil, pupils, powdered eggs, powdered egg, gm food, gm foods, organic food, organic foods, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, cockerel, cockerels, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, children, child, baby, babies, childcare, parents, parenting, parenthood, domestic labour, domestic labor, unequal division of domestic labour, unequal division of domestic labor, father, absent father, fathers, absent fathers, gender roles, gender role, responsibilities, parental responsibilities, shared responsibilities, shared responsibility
'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, all the kind's horses, horses, help, helping, not helping, mess, messed, trauma, traumatising, wrong tools, wrong for the job, right skills, horror, horrifying, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, all the king's men, repair, repairs, hooves, hoof, trample, trampled
A chicken blows a bubble
'We start them working at a young age.'
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
Tags:lent, give up, giving up, gave up, gives up, fast, fasting, fasts, fasted, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, holiday, holidays, christmas, new year, easter, eastertime, easter time, easter egg, easter eggs, chocolate egg, chocolate eggs, egg, eggs, easter time, spring, springtime, dinette set
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cheese, cheeses, cheddar, brie, american, gouda, aged, morbier, torta del casar, gloucester, double gloucester, epoisses, shropshire, blue, omelet, omelette, omelets, omelettes, egg, eggs, breakfast, option, options, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, difficult, customer, customers, patron, patrons, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, brooklyn, park slope
Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty
"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, nest, nests, egg, eggs, tree, trees, feeding, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, au pair, au pairs, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters, sitter, sitters, servant, servants, governess, governesses, hired help, happy, ecstatic, modern life