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"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"
'I feel fat. An old boyfriend must be planning to stop by.'
'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'
'It was bad enough when the grand kids knew more about technology than me.'
I may not be as good as I once thought - but just once I'd like to be as good as I was.
'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'
'First thing in the morning you're going back to the shop!'
'I just. . . I just wanted to be important enough that they'd come after me.'
'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'
'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'
"I also just want to be friends, but with somebody else."