Ego Boosts Cartoons and Comics

'It helps the doctor's morale.Each one gets to put themselves up on a pedestal for a day!'

"Do you want Regular Hold or our new Power Hold?"

'Of course you're big and clumsy, but don't forget one thing. You're supposed to be big and clumsy.'

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."

'I would've preferred the raise.'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Vanity plate

'I can take the Mensa test online for $18!'

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'What are you talking about!? You're gorgeous!'

'Of course you are safe from identity theft. Who'd want to be you?'

'At least you still think I'm great, don't you, boy?'

'Thanks for tweeting that I'm a great teacher, Julia! But you shouldn't be doing that in class!. . . but don't delete it!'

'Give them hell, dear - don't forget you're numero uno!'

'When I say you're second rate, I'm trying to boost your ego.'

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

Beware of the Dog sign: Is he really dangerous? No, I put up the sign to boost his ego!

Ego Increasing School

"Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean...."