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"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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Special Person Statue
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"But enough about me, Lauren, let's not talk anymore."
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J.P. Turnbull Mogul at Large
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"I'm sorry, Herbert, but you're no longer part of the story I want to tell about myself."
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"The U.S.S. Narcissus"
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"Take me, for example. I didn't always have charisma."
"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."
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"Look out! Here comes Denis Farnell and his 'wellness unto death.' "
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, health, wellness, healthy, fit, fitness, positive, positivity, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, talking trash, talking smack, smack talk, trash talk, jealous, jealousy, friend, friends, acquaintance, acquaintances, introduction, introductions, show off, showing off, proud, ego, egotistical, egocentric
"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"
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Puck Building Shoot-out
"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
"The only person you can dial is yourself."
"Surely not guilty. Next case."
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'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'
"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."
"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."
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"You're wonderful, Kimberly, and I want to be married, but I'm looking for a complete unknown."
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"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
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"If you were me, you'd be self-absorbed, too."
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'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
Introspect: The Only 100% Self-Absorbed Paper Towel!
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"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."
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