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"I banned the movie 'Christopher Robin' because people called me 'Winnie the Pooh.'""Maybe I should ban the movie 'Liar Liar.'"
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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
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"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."
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"I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Naturally, sometimes you have to step on a few faces."
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"The U.S.S. Narcissus"
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"My monument to me is coming along nicely."
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"So long, Ed. This is my floor."
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"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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Tags:ego, egoism, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, anxious, anxiety, anxiously, social anxiety, socially anxious, modern, modern life, social, social media, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, app, apps, hard truths, hard question, hard questions, phone, phones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobile phones, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phones, reflection, self reflection
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
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Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."
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'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
'He's the nastiest guy in the company. He is a devious, envious egoist who loves to bully colleagues. That's why he has to wear a warning vest.'
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'The speech was fine, until you said self-importance instead of self-regulation.'
'And this is the picture the great man painted.'
The Blond Brain
'I believe your weight problem is all in your head.'
A Small Castle and a Big Castle.
Father Christmas suffering from poverty.
Why is Democracy in bad shape?