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'I wish my wife wouldn't phone to call me egotistical when I'm taking a selfie.'
"You know all those anonymous gifts to charities – that was me,."
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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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"Let it go, Damien. He's nobody, and you're a minor figure."
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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
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'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'
"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."
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Caution: Big Ego Area
"Look! Look at the size of my crowd!"
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"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
The Modern Narcissus
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Critics In Love
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"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."
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'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'
"After I won, I came all unglued."
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"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
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"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."
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"It's my most personal building yet."
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Air Force Individual 1
Governor Walker on the phone.
"Not to toot my own horn, but I was doing time for stock manipulation when you were still in business school."
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."