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'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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Bedtime Of The Gods
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The Sphinx Speaks
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"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
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'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.
"The Great Ikeamids"
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"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."
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"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
'I have something to tell you, Moses...'
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Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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"And that's my tomb."
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Moses leads his people to the dessert.
'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'
"He died young."
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"Have your people call my people."
"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
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'The strange thing is it started out as a blueprint for a retirement plan.'
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
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Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.
'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'