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Le Roi Kong
The Family Joules: Part 4
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'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'
"Nice tower. Shame about the scaffolding."
Snail Gumball Machine.
"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."
They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??
"Talk about environmentally insensitive, they plonk an oil drill rig slap bang in the middle of the city."
'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'
"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"
The Eiffel Tower
'You're not from around here?'
'I just gave that mutt a flea bath yesterday, and he's gone and picked up some other Paris site!'
'We bought this for you on our romantic weekend because we know you've never been.'
'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'
Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!
The French socialists are alive and well!.
'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'
'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'
Travel poster warning: The French maybe rubbed the wrong way.