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"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."
"Now that you are a woman, I want you to have this sweater that was given to me by my mom, who was always cold. It was given to her by her mom, who was always cold. She got it from her mom, who never knew warmth in her life."
Cut out and keep your own Teenager.
"It's not discriminating, I just don't believe he's 18!"
Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?
"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"
New York increases the legal age of cigarette sales to 21.
"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."
'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'
You really should consider a diet.
'I'm taping all R and PG shows to watch when I'm 18.'
"Dad, I'm nearly eighteen. I'm old enough to get divorce if I want"
Your best friend status only lasts until I turn eighteen, at which point I am required by law to transfer the title to Spike.
Bernstein's got himself a driverless club