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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'
"And you, Al, what's new with you?"
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).
'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'
Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.
'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
Ever wonder if Einstein was only trying to come up with a catchy phrase, just for attention?
'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'
'Stocks closed lower on the reaffirmation of Einstein's theory that 'everything is relative...''
Science And Society 1923
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'Einstein's theory of negativity'
All Star Team.
"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"
TRUTH AND POLITICIANS
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Time machine - "It takes you back doesn't it."
Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.
'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'