Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I thought you were banished from here."
St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.
' I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered... I have no family left over there.'
"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"
Ballydrum Morris Men, "We're excercising our historic right to dance to dance in your pub yard."
Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.
Thank you for not droning on about the English
'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'
'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'
'I think it's a bit rich, being told to 'clear out' of the country I was born and bred in, by a flaming welsh man!'
'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'
Job Centre, "Terrorism is all you know?... Have you ever thought of a job as a school teacher?!"