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The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Ok...So we knew that the Ekert feeds and grows on the negative thoughts of people...and we knew that the more petty,vicious and vacuous the people are it gets exposed, the bigger it gets...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'
The Ekert Saga: '...So I thought you should know...even for Danae it seemed a little weird.'
The Ekert Saga: 'I just got an image of wall street guys having to deal with real bulls and bears.' - 'Well, yes...that'd be the upside to ahmageddon...'
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The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'
The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'
The Ekert Saga: '...Bullies have stopped bullying... adolescent angst, resentment, and fantasies of revenge-driven mayhem have suddenly disappeared!...The computer game industry has just collapsed...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?
The Ekert Saga: 'Wow...since people stahted bein' nice to each othah, theah's not much news to print, just more featahs...I like it.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Oh...I get it. Keep him away from people, right?...To stop him from gorging on a buffet of ego, malice and greed, right?'
The Ekert Saga: '...I just have to explain how 'turning the other cheek' actually means 'justifiable homicide'...peace of cake...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, thank goodness a grammar cop is on patrol to keep us all safe woo-hoo!!'
The Ekert Saga: 'Um...another battalion surrendered to the power of niceness, sir...if this keeps up we won't have any military left, which means we could lose our most precious freedom...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Whoa...you really like cable news, eh, Ekert?'
The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'
The Ekert Saga: 'People have stopped buying junk they don't need and started practicing the golden rule...This scourge of niceness is like a viral infection...We need to find...the Anti-Ekert.'
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The Ekert: 'I've spotted the target...It seems to be stuck in a house...Do I have a 'go' order, sir?...Have I told you lately the I love you, sir?'
The Ekert Saga: '...We have reports from the northeast that contentment might be breaking out...'
The Ekert Saga: 'This will keep it hidden from the secret government agents who are working for a giant corporation.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Let me get this straight, Ekert...you feed on negative thoughts?
The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Tell us about the anti-Ekert, Captain Eddie.'