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'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'
'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neigbors, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, noise, noisy, noise complaint, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, middle of the night, 4 am, four am, loud music, music, weekdays, pop music, annoying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, guitar, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing music
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
Tags:frenzy, frenzied, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, die too young, dying too young, dead too young, fantasy, lament, laments, lamenting, mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, too old, die too old, dying too old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, daytime tv, daytime television, tv, television, show, shows, prime time, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, elder, elders, elderly, ageing, aging, retired, retire, retirement, argue, argument, arguments, dispute, frustrated, distracting
"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
Tags:saints preserve us, god help us, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, plea, heavenly intervention, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, ageing, aging, retirement, retired, boulevardier, rich people, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, fashionable, socialite, socialites, men, man, woman, women, jaywalk, jaywalking, jaywalker, jaywalkers, ticket, traffic ticket, traffic law, traffic laws
A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.
Tags:food, playing with food, grape, grapes, bored, boredom, spoon, spoons, catapult, catapults, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, creative, game, games, fun, self-entertainment, bad shot, bad aim, target practice, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
"So, how long have you been old?"
Tags:ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, old, oldness, old age, old-age, old-aged, ageism, ageist, generation gap, generation gaps, self-conscious, elderly, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior, seniors, small talk, small-talk, rude, rudeness, bad manners, rude manners, cocktail party, cocktail parties, socially awkward, social awkwardness
"and whose little marriage are we?"
"You seem depressed."
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
Tags:homeland security, old school, duct tape, duct tapes, duct taping, duck tape, duck tapes, duck taping, plastic sheet, plastic sheets, furniture, protect, protects, protecting, protection, interior, interiors, interior decoration, interior decorations, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobic, parent, parents, parenting, old parent, older parents, elder, elders, elderly
"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill
50 Billion Shades Of Grey
Tags:books, book, commercial fiction, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, read, reading, reader, old, older, elderly, growing old, elder, marriage, married, married life, boring, bored, dull, dullness, vanilla, regular, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, discomfort, uncomfortable, companionship, companions, life partners, mojo, lost mojo
Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'
Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.
"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."
Tags:aarp, middle life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, hug, hugs, cuddle, cuddles, comfort, comforting, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, ageing process, depressed, depression, hugging, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, rite of passage, rites of passage, elderly, lobby, american association of retired persons, retirement, retirements, retired, retirement age
Old People of the Future.
"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
Tags:merchant of venice, shakespeare, quote, quotes, quotation, if you prick me do i not bleed, old man, old men, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, youth, youthful, sex appeal, lost youth, misspent youth, jogger, joggers, healthy, healthiness, offend, offends, offense, offenses, offence, offences, hurtful, reminder, reminders, mortality, elder, elders, elderly
"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, medical, medicine, old, elderly, senior, seniors, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, smoking, tobacco, no rules, not limits, wild, out-of-control, out of control, health, unhealthy, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits